Reddit user x4everendeavorx writes:
My friend, a teacher for a 7th grade class, intercepted a love note between students. She returned it like this...
Dad: So hows your acting class? Me: Pretty good, there's a really cool freshman who sits next to me. Dad: Son, lower classmen are like boners, some are nice for a while but eventually it will just become awkward and annoying.
(My Mom was watching the TV when I joined her. She had no idea I was gay.) Mom: Any nice boys in your class? Me: No. Mom: Any nice boys in another class? Me: No. Mom: Do you even look at the boys? Me: ... No, not really. Mom: You prefer girls? Me: ... Yes. Mom: Any nice girls in your class?