Desperate? Maybe. But Awesome Incentive.

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Desperate? Maybe. But Awesome Incentive.
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Bill Amend of Fox Trot fame has a rather bizarre chore for his son to do in order to earn his allowance. Pretty sure I would have killed to be "forced" to do this as a child. Any crazy chores you've made your kids do, or any you remember doing growing up? Let us know in the comments!

They Were So Adorable at that Age...

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They Were So Adorable at that Age...
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Nope, not a Halloween costume, just how kids these days dress all the time. You've been warned.

Probably Just One More Lonely Girl

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Probably Just One More Lonely Girl
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Yesterday, news broke of allegations that Justin Bieber fathered the child one 20 year-old Mariah Yeater. Yeater, who claimed that she and Bieber had a tryst at the Staples Center at one of his concerts, claimed that this was Bieber's "first time." Additionally, California's age of consent would dictate that the act was technically statutory rape - as Yeater was 19 at the time.

Should the allegations be true (which seems incredibly unlikely), we have that many fewer jokes to make about Justin Bieber's sex - surely a loss for the entire internet community. Bieber's twitter followers started a "#beliebersbelieveinjustin" movement in the teen pop star's defense, with hilarious results. Meanwhile, the internet hopped on plenty of prime joke opportunities:

ROFLrazzi Special: No Seriously, I Lost Mine Last Week

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ROFLrazzi Special: No Seriously, I Lost Mine Last Week
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They were all nice and healthy and attached to me and everything. And then suddenly, celebrity LOLs happened. Let this be a warning, parents and FAILers!