You're doing it wrong. Allll wrong.
"Worry about yourself," she says, which loosely translates from Kid speak to: "nay, father! Thou hast shouldered the burden of raising two daughters for far too long! Indeed, the hour upon which I must help shoulder that burden draws near!"
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