"Ooh, ooh, no, more overhand. A little closer to the hospital. That's it!"
(My mom and my grandma talking during dinner.)
Grandma: (talking about our dog) When I went for a drive with Jake in the back seat he just laid on the floor and cried.
Grandma: Yeah, he just laid down and started crying.
Mom: That's what I do every time I'm in a car with you driving.
(Playing Scattergories with my family. The letter is "C". One of the categories is car parts. My dad has been a mechanic for 40 years.)
Me: I put catalytic converter.
Dad: Uh, clock. It was either that or chair.
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