When you let your kids get their own breakfast, there's a chance the 4yo will eat a stick of butter.— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) January 11, 2014
When you let your kids get their own breakfast, there's a chance the 4yo will eat a stick of butter.
Little Sister: Dad, you're putting butter in a cup! Who does that?!
Me: Cool people. And dad.
Dad: Just when I thought you were smart, you had to say something like that to prove how unsmart you is!
Me: I'm not the one who said "unsmart."
Warning: This May Make You Tear Up
Swift Justice of the Day: How to Deal With Litterbugs
Check Out These Bizarre Illustrated Pokémon Fusions!
And The Greatest Tag Team Was Born
The Modern System of Healthcare is For The Animals
Protip: Don't Say This to Your Professor
The Joys of Mobile Gaming
Spider-Woman Variant Cover Got You Down?
A Good Reason to Own a Dog
Here's How Not to Properly Demonstrate Judo
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more