When you let your kids get their own breakfast, there's a chance the 4yo will eat a stick of butter.— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) January 11, 2014
When you let your kids get their own breakfast, there's a chance the 4yo will eat a stick of butter.
Little Sister: Dad, you're putting butter in a cup! Who does that?!
Me: Cool people. And dad.
Dad: Just when I thought you were smart, you had to say something like that to prove how unsmart you is!
Me: I'm not the one who said "unsmart."
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