So, at age 16, we get our driver's license. At 18, we get to vote. At 21, we get to drink. I guess we all missed the "first gun at age 5" milestone. Silly us.
(Today was my fifteenth birthday, and my mom woke me up at midnight to say this.) Mom: Happy Birthday! Me: Thanks, Mom. Mom: Would you like to hear about the hours of agonizing labor I went through when you were born? Me: Um. No thanks. Mom: Okay then. (leaves)
Mom: "Yeah, that's exactly what I said!"
Not that the "amazing wings" have anything to do with cake or anything.
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