(My mom walks in to my room as I'm pulling my pants up from masturbating.)
Mom: What were you doing.
Me: Uh... Nothing
Mom: OK, just a tip, next time, do "nothing" in the bathroom.
(Dad's in the bathroom)
Dad: Come in here and look what I did in the toilet!
Me: No, I think I'll pass.
Dad: Come on, if I just tell you you'll never believe me.
Dad: COME NOW OR YOU'RE GROUNDED!
(I go to bathroom.)
Dad: I shot a fly into the toilet with my pee stream.
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