"According to my calculations, I may be heading in the wrong direction!"
And don't "stall" on the way home either!
The daughter of the dad who brought us the toilet paper changing and dishwasher loading instructional videos strikes back.
(Dad's in the bathroom)
Dad: Come in here and look what I did in the toilet!
Me: No, I think I'll pass.
Dad: Come on, if I just tell you you'll never believe me.
Dad: COME NOW OR YOU'RE GROUNDED!
(I go to bathroom.)
Dad: I shot a fly into the toilet with my pee stream.
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