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army child soldier Hall of Fame military - 5954852096
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"Our mission was originally scheduled for 21:00 hours. However, that was past my bedtime..."

parenting army baby shower - 8807447296
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His commanding officer told him "Men don't go to baby showers," so he put on his Ron Swanson pants and compiled a list of the manliest things he could possibly think of.

If that doesn't work, he might be sh*t out of luck. 

 
OP: "Army Specialist was denied leave to go to a baby shower because his CO said "Men don't go to baby showers", so he changed his reason.