He Does Not Enjoy His Sandcastle WITH a Skyy

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alcohol,beer,not happy baby,on the beach,sand castle
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That's Exactly What Those Tiny Carts are Good For

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alcohol,booze,cart,g rated,groceries,grocery shopping,grocery store,parenting,Parenting Fail,shopping,wine
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It's True, You Can't Party With Kids

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funny-parenting-pic-party-drinking
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A Restaurant in North Carolina is in Deep Trouble After Accidentally Serving a 2 Year Old Booze

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The Gilliam family ordered cranberry juice for their toddler Gabriela, but when she took a sip they immediately noticed something was wrong. Taking a drink from her child's cup themselves, they discovered it was actually sangria (the preferred drink of college lit majors looking to forget that they need to read Joyce for Wednesday's class).

After several trips to local doctors and monitoring Gabriela's sleep patterns she's totally fine, but not after a tiny toddler bender ("She was kissing everything"). 

Hopefully she won't experience that kind of feeling again until college. Or at least late high school, who are we kidding.

Dress Your Child as Your Vices

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addiction,alcohol,booze,cigarettes,costume,halloween,Parenting Fail
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Today, Counting Games. Tomorrow, Drinking Games.

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alcohol,counting,drinking game,education,milk,Parenting Fail,school,wait what
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Sad Hour

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alcohol,bar,children,drinking
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I'd rather do shots than be shot, thanks.