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Tough Love Mom Makes Epic Birthday Cake in the Form of Daughter's Drunk Vomit Photo

When your mom has a photo of you passed out with a toilet seat smashing into the top of your head, a kid must be in constant fear for her mom to play that card.

Abbie Price recently turned 18 and got a special surprise when her mother presented her with a birthday cake perfectly molded to resemble her infamous drunk bathroom photo.

Mom is hoping that this amazing three tier cake will hinder her daughter's binge drinking.

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Via: I Hate My Parents
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Some very clever folks on the internet have taken to captioning this picture that was making it's rounds on the internet last week. Check out some of the best below!

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"Whoa, I don't remember you! I must've had more milk than I thought."

It's Never Too Early
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Every time I talk to my European friends, they bemoan that the drinking age is 21 in the United States where everyone else in the world can go to a bar and order a pint by the time they're 18 (or younger in some places (hey Germany!)). I can see their point, especially when the allure of drinking can drive our young kids to hit the bottle at such an early age. Check them all out below!


Get a Quick Sip of That, Why Don't Ya

Look at this dad, just standing by while his child spirals into a TOTALLY INEVITABLE AND UNAVOIDABLE BOUT WITH ALCOHOLISM.


Use Whatever Pacifier You Have On Hand

If it weren't for the fact that this baby just lost her Jedi mind-powers that beer would already be in her tiny, fragile hands:


Of All the Times to Lose those Force Powers...