(Wondering why my sisters and my birthdays are all in January and February, expecting an aniversary or birthday.)
Me: What's nine months before January?
Mom: Baseball season
Mom: It's the only time I drink beer
Aunt: I turn around and my sister has her hand down her shirt, my neice is holding a ghost and my husband is singing "Sixteen Candles" while jamming a Power Ranger into a chocolate cake. Where's my drink?
(Little brother picks up mom's wine glass from the counter):
Uncle Ralph: DON'T DRINK THAT! (Takes it away.)
Me: Good job!
Uncle Ralph: (Returns with can of beer) This is a MAN'S drink! Chug it!
It Seemed Like Just Another College Snapchat Story, Then ...
Heartbreaking Video of the Day: A Son Comes Out to His Parents ...
Fennec Foxes are Cute...Until You Hear Them do This
The Perfect Gym
Dad Catches His Daughter Going on a Selfie Rampage in the ...
Damn Nature, You Scary of the Day: Just Filming a Rainbow ...
Awesome Customer Service of the Day: Amazon Rep Has a Funny ...
This Edited Spongebob Episode Defines the Entire Gaming Industry
A Supposedly Inspirational Story Takes a Dark Turn
Rescue of the Day: Couple Saves Fat Prairie Dog Stuck in ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more