(Wondering why my sisters and my birthdays are all in January and February, expecting an aniversary or birthday.)
Me: What's nine months before January?
Mom: Baseball season
Mom: It's the only time I drink beer
Aunt: I turn around and my sister has her hand down her shirt, my neice is holding a ghost and my husband is singing "Sixteen Candles" while jamming a Power Ranger into a chocolate cake. Where's my drink?
(Little brother picks up mom's wine glass from the counter):
Uncle Ralph: DON'T DRINK THAT! (Takes it away.)
Me: Good job!
Uncle Ralph: (Returns with can of beer) This is a MAN'S drink! Chug it!
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