Me: Dad, I can't remember what RNA is!
Dad: Remember, RNA is sort of like an aggressive date.
Me: ... Huh?
Dad: It helps unzip your genes! Ha!
...before their siblings do.
(Dad hits rumble strips while driving.)
Me: What are those for?
dad: That's how blind people drive. It's called braille driving.
He's a realist... sort of.
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