Sometimes the iPhone unleashes your latent psychic abilities with its auto-correct feature. Other times it just provides the LOLs.
(My dad and I were having a post-Thanksgiving dinner farting contest. It was getting progressively worse and worse and thus funnier and funnier until he pauses and makes a weird face.)
Me: What's wrong, Dad?
Dad: ... I don't trust this one.
Me: ... Trust what, the fart?
Dad: Aye. I think it might be a shart in disguise.
*At a gas station on a snowy pass*
Dad: Hey look, traffic! Go play in it!
Me: I don't feel like being killed.
Dad: Don't worry, they'll steer off the road and kill themselves first!
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