Red Rover Red Rover Send Semi-Truck Right Over!

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Just a Few Carry-On Bags

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Remember the Consequences of Your Quaint Dancing, Folks

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It's Time to Cut You Off, Sorry

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Just Make Yourself Really Tall and Scary, Right?

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The Things They'll Do For Our Affection...

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Sweet Cart-Fort

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