When You Least Expect it, It Will Strike

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Me: Mom, can I have a curfew? Mom: You already have one. Me: So, when is it? Mom: I won't tell you. Me: Then what's the point of a curfew? Mom: So we can punish you when you break it.
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One Can Only Wait on the Old Rocking Chair for So Long

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curfew,discipline,g rated,Hall of Fame,homeless,notes,parenting,Parenting Fail,Party,punishment
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Happy Holidays, and Thanks for All the Food!

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Me (7 Year old): Mom, what if aliens landed in the back yard, ate all our food, and left? Dad: Sounds like our relatives. Mom: (Glares at dad)
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No Bottle 40-Hands for the Baby?

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baby,classy,drinking,drinking game,Parenting Fail,Party
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But Hey, That's Their Job

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Mom: OK: No drugs, no alcohol, no sex and no boys. Dad: Basically we want you to have a sh**ty time.
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He Said He Wanted to Stay the Night with a Friend!

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celeb,friend,Parenting Fail,Party,shirt,snoop dogg,wait what
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