Dad: On the whole, all protests are bad.
Me: You can't just generalize like that.
Dad: I'm not generalizing. I'm just saying that on the whole they're all bad.
Me: And that's a generalization.
Dad: No it's not.
Me: How so?
Dad: I don't want to talk about this anymore.
(Dad got a deer this season and is processing it himself).
Me: Ugh... There's body parts all inside the freezer.
Mom: People are going to think we're John Wayne Gacy.
Me: Didn't he have sex with the bodies first?
Mom: You weren't there.
(I just met my new step-brother 2 hours ago at my dad's house. We're both mid 20's adults. Dad and step-mom leaving to go to the store.)
Dad: Okay, we're leaving now.
Me: Alright, see you in a bit.
Dad: (Looks at me and step-brother) No having sex with each other.
Me: Oh my God, dad! Go!
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