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It's almost like she wanted to go for a dip, man. I'm all for the quick, fleeting moment of celebration in the face of a highly stressful, risky frozen endeavor achieved; but by the grace of all that is good, don't push your luck. Push your luck too far, and you'll end up with the fresh-frozen pair of iceblocks for legs like this chick.

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It pays to be tall in basketball, but it also isn't so bad being a short, little guy either.

To paraphrase Obama, when they go high, we go low. 

Check out what Delaware 87ers Nate Robinson pulled off, sneaking between Edy Tavares legs when the 87ers took on the Canton Raptors. 

Yahoo says: "Diminutive guard Nate Robinson spent parts of 11 NBA seasons defying expectations of the size and skillset required to play in the best basketball league in the world. Now in the midst of a comeback with the Delaware 87ers in the D-League, Robinson is proving he still has plenty of tricks to offer at 32 years old." 

So cool. 

Everyone lies, but there's a big difference between your little fib and telling me that there are raisins in Raisin Bran. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rain, Kellogg's.

Cereal isn't the only serial offender, though. Here are a whole bunch of lying-ass food. 

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Repealing Obamacare isn't just something that your lonely uncle is emailing you about anymore, it's actually steps away from happening, and it's going to be disastrous for millions of Americans. 

But why? Why is the government so determined to remove coverage from millions of people? Why is Paul Ryan's dream to privatize medicare when he could dream of being an astronaut or something? Why can't that guy think of a real dream worth having? 

These questions demand answers, and John Oliver has them. Watch him break down what Republicans are doing by repeatedly pointing to this graphic of your dad in a thong: 

In all fairness here, these moves are hailing from the deep and notoriously darker depths of the creatively twisted Urban Dictionary. That said, I was still genuinely reeling in shock over the emotional and/or physical pain implied in these sex moves. Let's just say the descriptions alone didn't fail to set a new high (low) for what I thought possible as far as sexual experimentation goes. 

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And the winner for best actress playing a seal goes to... Nicole Kidman.

Nicole Kidman unleashed a new special skill at last night's Oscars, or rather, lack there of. 

Apparently, because she's some sort of diety or woodland creature posing as a human being, she has no idea how to clap. 

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The internet's having a field day with this, as you could imagine. After all, who doesn't like seeing one of our greatest living actresses being so out of touch with common people that she doesn't know how to clap. 

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We're voting Ryan Reynolds for parent of the year. If his hilarious approach to talking about his kids on twitter is any indication, the man is a truly dedicated father and does not fail at all in the parenting department. . 

The guy's twitter account is a gold mine as it is, so it makes sense that his twitter take on parenting would be equally amazing.

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