Alright, the pool ideas look pretty good.

Florida man "Heroically" dropped off the baby he found in a car he was stealing. The search is on for the other Florida man (or woman) who left a baby unattended in their car…

I saw the face of God and it was weeping. Seriously, proceed with the utmost caution. This list attained a whole new level of soul-crushing cringe that very well could render you unconsolable with despair for the human race. 

They are so much like us!

You might want to wash your eyes with Lysol after reading this cringe convo. 

At least her heart's in the right place, riiight? 

These tweets about marriage paint a beautiful picture of what to expect in the married life.