If you have a toddler and a GoPro, strap it to their head and play hide & seek. It'll be the best thing you did. Promise.

Posted by Dan Iverson on Thursday, January 22, 2015
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daddy longlegs penis fossils This Daddy Longlegs Trapped in Amber is Having a 'Hard' Time
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Have you ever wanted to see a 99 million-year-old spider penis? I bet you thought that wasn't even an option but here it is, preserved in amber:


Most spiders use a modified leg to procreate but the harvestman, also known as a Daddy Longlegs, has a special attachment for that sort of thing that is normally hidden inside the body of the spider. This ancient Daddy Longlegs is unique, he is the first to be found in such a 'passionate' stance and the shape and size of his baby maker has prompted researchers to declare a new family of arachnids based on this finding. 

The photos ahead are technically not unsafe for work, but there is one poorly photoshopped hairy bush and some grainy close-up beard photos, so beware of roaming bosses/teachers/parents/etc.

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