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"We didn't start the fire."

Yeah, Conner started it.  Conner started the fire. Carter owned the fire. Carter is fire.

Conner got busted at anti-Trump rally at a fire. When Fox News if he participated in the fire, he responded, “I actually kind of started this fire.”

Why?

“Because I felt like it, and I’m saying, ‘Screw our president.”

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If you're getting something on your body for the rest of your life, make sure you tattoo artist is cool with you.

Tattoo artists spend all day putting dumb shit on people's bodies, like the Pepsi logo or a future ex-girlfriend's name. When they try and talk you out of something, do yourself a favor: LISTEN.

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He even put candy out!

If you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back you. Today, that the abyss is an empty classroom.

Teacher Adam Heath Avitable showed up for his class on time and proceeded to wait in an empty classroom for 95 minutes. No one showed up. But why? Was this a prank? Was this a protest? Did I leave the oven on? Why did no one show up for his class?

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Avitable racked his brains for answers, documenting his descent into madness on Twitter, and thank god he did, because it’s hilarious.

Watch this man fall into the abyss! Fun!

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Life hack: If your car heater breaks, you can hook a propane tank up in your car. Fire is hot no matter where it’s coming from.

That's what this living legend from Baton Rouge did. He basically installed a flame thrower in his car to heat it because shit isn't going to do itself.


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The video description explains what’s going on here:

“It was a historically cold day in Baton Rouge. That morning it was much colder than it normally is here. A normal winter day was 40 degrees and that day it was about 15 or lower. But when you have work to do but your car has no heat the only thing you can do is be creative. I get to my car lot and noticed something peculiar at the lot. Fire in a car! So I walked up on the vehicle and it was really fire. I open the back door and there is a lit propane tank in the back of the car."

Please make this our national motto: “But when you have work to do but your car has no heat the only thing you can do is be creative.”

Don’t try this at home, but if you do, pack a fire extinguisher. This guy might be able to control fire, but the rest of us might not be so lucky.

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