One year ago, a video of a rooster with a sick sludge growl hit YouTube. It only took somebody to dub the appropriate death metal instrumentals for the video to go viral.
The rooster promptly joined a death metal band, where its bandmates promptly sacrificed it to Death Lord Satan.
Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine diverged drastically from the setlist last week when he told an audience in Singapore:
Back in my country, my president... he's trying to pass a gun ban, so he's staging all of these murders, like the Fast and Furious thing down at the border... Aurora, Colorado, all the people that were killed there ... and now the beautiful people at the Sikh temple... I don't know where I'm gonna live if America keeps going the way it's going because it looks like it's turning into Nazi America.