A Boy Band Gone Wrong

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boy band,mutants,one direction,pop,wtf
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For all the crazed adulation they're getting from the fangirls (the "directioners"), it stands to reason that one of them is a mutant bee in disguise, secreting pheromones on behalf of the others. My money's on the guy with the improbably sculpted hair.

White People Who Listen to Rap

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comic,corporate,n-w-a,steve,work,wtf
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They're... really aggressive, I guess?

French Metal Is 2 Deep 4 U

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It... it MUST be deep, right? There's no way something like this could look so derp and not be secretly genius, right?

We'll Rub Jam on Our Nipples Afterward

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60s spiderman,animal collective,Spider-Man,wtf
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This is pretty much what listening to Animal Collective feels like.