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A 46-string guitar of the kind favored by jazz guitarist Pat Methany. With a guitar like this, you're either extremely skilled or extremely desperate to overcompensate for something.
They're... really aggressive, I guess?
For all the crazed adulation they're getting from the fangirls (the "directioners"), it stands to reason that one of them is a mutant bee in disguise, secreting pheromones on behalf of the others. My money's on the guy with the improbably sculpted hair.
This is pretty much what listening to Animal Collective feels like.