Learn the Guitar, They Said; It'll Be Easy, They Said

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Learn the Guitar, They Said; It'll Be Easy, They Said
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A 46-string guitar of the kind favored by jazz guitarist Pat Methany. With a guitar like this, you're either extremely skilled or extremely desperate to overcompensate for something.

We'll Rub Jam on Our Nipples Afterward

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We'll Rub Jam on Our Nipples Afterward
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This is pretty much what listening to Animal Collective feels like.