The Music Patrick Bateman Would Murder By If American Psycho Took Place Today

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The Music Patrick Bateman Would Murder By If American Psycho Took Place Today
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The character of Patrick Bateman in the book/movie American Psycho was infamous for, among other things, waxing philosophic on the genius of 1980s Top 40 acts such as Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and the News before cold-bloodedly butchering victims. Author Bret East Ellis might be working on a sequel to American Psycho, and if so, he's already fleshing out the character's attitude towards popular music today.

You Now Feel Old

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You Now Feel Old
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You can either feel sad and wallow in your mortality, or you can celebrate!

Chris Brown Not Being a Decent Human Being FAIL

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Chris Brown Not Being a Decent Human Being FAIL
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This is what Chris Brown actually tweeted after the Grammys. Yes, Chris Brown, of COURSE winning a corporate buzz award will absolve you of your complete lack of remorse for your history of woman-beating.