Ted Won't Kill It if He Can't Grill It

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Ted Won't Kill It if He Can't Grill It
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If you haven't already heard, outspoken Detroit rocker Ted Nugent was questioned by the Secret Service for what could have been considered threatening statements about President Obama (specifically that he, Nugent, would be "dead or in jail" if Obama was re-elected in the fall). Luckily, Ted's colorful history doesn't exactly leave anyone lacking for comebacks.

Mark Hoppus Spends Too Much Time Thinking About Pikachu's Butthole

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Mark Hoppus Spends Too Much Time Thinking About Pikachu's Butthole
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Oh god, please don't say that "All the Small Things" was actually about Pokemon buttholes all along.