Comparison FAIL

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Comparison FAIL
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I guess it isn't just here that we make pointless comparisons - they do it on Facebook, too! And in Canada, if the hockey metaphor is any indication. Yay stereotypes!

What the Blink-182 Girl Looks Like Today

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What the Blink-182 Girl Looks Like Today
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Let's be fair. Enema of the State is 13 years old, and she's aged pretty gracefully. Plus, the album cover image was almost certainly airbrushed and retouched. But still, WHAT IS THIS THAT TIME HATH WROUGHT?

The Preferred Term Is "Doff"

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The Preferred Term Is "Doff"
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From now on, I'm going to apply the term "doff" to whenever I remove my headphones to talk to someone.

Example: "So I was walking down the street the other day when I ran into Hank so I doffed my headphones and went 'Dude! Have you heard the new Death Grips single yet? It's raw as hell' and then I kept walking because it wasn't actually Hank and I felt embarrassed."