Cell Phones Are Not a Symphonic Instrument

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Cell Phones Are Not a Symphonic Instrument
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Those of you who get it can help out those who don't in the comments.

Music Instructions WIN

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Music Instructions WIN
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Must be Italian for "drop the bass." Which is odd, since this is sheet music for a string bass.

They Key of Bitch-Flat

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They Key of Bitch-Flat
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Ugh, G-flat major? WHY NOT JUST MAKE EVERYTHING IN THE KEY OF C MAJOR? PLEEEEEASE?