Thou Shalt Not Bear Black Metal Against Thy Neighbor

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christianity,faith,metal,religion,satan,satanic
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You could have just said "Hey, bro, can you keep it down? And the goat blood from your ritual sacrifices are starting to drip through our ceiling kthxbai."

Thou Shalt Listen to Smooth Jazz, and ONLY Smooth Jazz

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devil worship,faith,punk,punk rock,religion,satan
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SORRY MA, I CAN'T GO TO CHURCH TODAY TOO BUSY SLAYING THE CAT FOR THE GLORY OF TOM DELONGE

Young Man! There's No Need to Feel Down!

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faith,jesus,religion,sign,village people,ymca
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Since YMCA stands for Young Men's CHRISTIAN Association, I'm sure this isn't offensive.

Born-Again Snoop Dogg

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church,religion,sign,sin,snoop dogg
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I WUB You, Jesus Christ

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catholicism,dj,drop the bass,dubstep,faith,pun,religion,turntable
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The Inevitable Christian Rock Version

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call me maybe,carly rae jepsen,faith,jesus,religion
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Starships Were Meant to Fly ... to JESUS

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beez in the trap,church,faith,g rated,Music FAILS,nicki minaj,religion
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Of all the songs to turn into hymns of praise, Beez in the Trap is most likely to generate a lot of "buzz" (LOL!). But seriously. WHY.