Donna Summer Is Deader Than Disco

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Oh god, is it too soon for "disco is dead" jokes? We on the internet don't have a filter for that kind of thing. Regardless, the 5-time Grammy winner and Queen of Disco, Donna Summer, passed away this morning at the age of 63 following a battle with cancer. She was known for such hits as "Last Dance", "Hot Stuff", "She Works Hard for the Money," and "I Feel Love."

Robin Gibbs of the Bee Gees Is Reunited With Disco at Last

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Gibbs died today at the age of 62 after a battle with cancer. With the death of Donna Summer just a few days ago, this is officially the worst week for disco ever.

Mr. Trololo Has Lolled His Last Troll

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Eduard Khil, or "Mr. Trololo" as he was known to millions on the internet, died today of complications following a stroke. He was 77.

Khil enjoyed popularity as a singer in Soviet Russia during the '60s and '70s before stepping down from the public stage in the early '90s. Then, in 2010, Khil achieved the dubious honor of Internet fame after a video of a 1976 televised performance went viral.

Khin replaced the lyrics of the song, titled "I Am Glad, 'Cause I'm Finally Returning Back Home," with alternating "lololols" and "lalalalas" because he was afraid the Soviet government would censor the original lyrics. Which proves that in Soviet Russia, memes make you.

R.I.P. Bob Dylan

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R.I.P. Bob Dylan
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The legendary singer-songwriter was found dead yesterday outside his hotel room in Oaxaca, Mexico. He was 71.