SORRY MA, I CAN'T GO TO CHURCH TODAY TOO BUSY SLAYING THE CAT FOR THE GLORY OF TOM DELONGE

Things that I never knew were punk but now know thanks to this ad:

-Huey Lewis and the News -THAT GLAM HAIR -Eurythmics -Californian surfer-dude idioms like "dude" and "man" -Karma Chameleon -My Sharona -THAT GLAM HAIR

In all fairness, punk can't really compete based on the guitar parts alone. You have to have at LEAST one verse consisting of a guy screaming unintelligibly about anarchy or bollocks or how he's not going to clean his room like his mother told him to.

It's getting to be that time when Black Flag fans are either parents or dead.

Not that it isn't great to hear Dave Grohl's astute observations on fatherhood and the music industry's piracy crackdown, but it would be nice to hear more about the drug-fueled hedonistic rampage of a life that we all know he REALLY leads.