Eight-Year-Old Power (Metal)

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An eight-year-old can play along with "Stratosphere" by Swedish Finnish power metal band Stratovarius and you can't? What are you doing with your life?

Black Metal Babysitting

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Next week's agenda: drawing pentagrams with finger paint.

So Fresh, So Clean

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Contrary to every reasonable expectation of the entertainment value of oral hygiene, the Oregon Dental Association made a ridiculously entertaining PSA by remaking "Teach Me How to Dougie" into a teeth-brushing instructional video.

A Slacker Punk Rocker in the Making

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It's getting to be that time when Black Flag fans are either parents or dead.

Biggie Was Shot 15 Years Ago Today

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Today is the 15th anniversary of the Notorious B.I.G.'s death. He is sorely missed by 90s-era hip-hop fans and child care providers alike.