Son, I Am Disappoint

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Son, I Am Disappoint
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What if it isn't brilliant and we're all just listening to terrible music?

The Most Painful Rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner Ever

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From a recent Dallas-Los Angeles Major League Soccer match.

Look, we know she's 11, and we also know that people who pick on children online are contemptible bullies with major insecurities about their sexual organs, etc. etc. But a performance this egregious can be a learning opportunity not only for whoever billed her to open the game, but also for her, that she's not (and shouldn't want to be) Christina Aguilera.

A Slacker Punk Rocker in the Making

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A Slacker Punk Rocker in the Making
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It's getting to be that time when Black Flag fans are either parents or dead.

Foo Fathers

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Foo Fathers View Fullscreen
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Grohl is THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST dad.

Remix of a Disturbing Drunken Phone Call

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An alcoholic father routinely dumped angry messages in his son's voicemail, until his son took his words and set them over some beats and piano lines. The resulting track is incredibly dark, but a fascinating way of dealing with your problems.

Song is loaded with language that might be too strong and imagery that might be too graphic for some.

Biggie Was Shot 15 Years Ago Today

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Today is the 15th anniversary of the Notorious B.I.G.'s death. He is sorely missed by 90s-era hip-hop fans and child care providers alike.