parenting

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Next week's agenda: drawing pentagrams with finger paint.

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I'd probably go and find their old safety pins from when I changed their diapers and offer it to them in case they want to pierce their nose. PRIDE.

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All you need to make a beat is bang two sticks together. A child could do it (confidential to percussionists: we're not really serious. Please don't sue for libel). YouTube performers Wax and Herbal T took this idea to its logical conclusion and made a rap song using sounds from Herbal T's toddler son's playground session.

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I showed the Beastie Boys to my grandmother last week, and she loved them.

I didn't really.

But I'm sure she would have loved them if I had.

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I was best at playing "Brrroooiiiiiiiing Broooooiiiiiing Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrroiiiiinggggggg." That song was my favorite.

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Think about this the next time you're mad that your parents told you to turn the volume down. It could be much, much worse.