What We'll Be Hearing From Kids in 20 Years

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What We'll Be Hearing From Kids in 20 Years
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I can't tell if that's a condescending smirk or a pained grimace. Either way, this is totally how Green Day and Blink 182 will be remembered: not as the bands who turned punk into pop, but who were punk. Sorry, 1977!

Music FAILS: System of Tourettes

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Music FAILS: System of Tourettes
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Although if my kid was sitting in an office chair in the middle of the room singing sporadically to himself without any music playing (I don't see any headphones!) I'd probably contact the neighborhood exorcist STAT.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

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YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
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Eventually the son ran away from home and joined a string quartet, where he found fulfillment by playing Dvorak. His father disapproved of his son at first, but then he saw his son perform and realized the true joy of self-expression his son found in the cello, and gave him his blessing in a tearful father-son reunion.

Everyone Knows That Good Music Died in 1979

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Everyone Knows That Good Music Died in 1979
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That's right, kids! The popular music marketed by old white men 30 years ago is FAR SUPERIOR to the popular music marketed by old white men today! Spread the word!

I Don't Care for This Woman

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I Don't Care for This Woman
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Plain jeans and a T-shirt? How dare she! Why don't girls today wear corsets like they did in the good old days?