I showed the Beastie Boys to my grandmother last week, and she loved them.
I didn't really.
But I'm sure she would have loved them if I had.
The kid who said of Thom Yorke "I don't think he's got any friends" is a sharp little guy.
That's right, kids! The popular music marketed by old white men 30 years ago is FAR SUPERIOR to the popular music marketed by old white men today! Spread the word!
Today is the 15th anniversary of the Notorious B.I.G.'s death. He is sorely missed by 90s-era hip-hop fans and child care providers alike.
An alternate version of Michael Jackson where the kid really IS his son.
Think about this the next time you're mad that your parents told you to turn the volume down. It could be much, much worse.