Warning: Exposure to dubstep may produce extreme confusion and vulgar language in nearby parental units.

It's getting to be that time when Black Flag fans are either parents or dead.

An alternate version of Michael Jackson where the kid really IS his son.

The kid who said of Thom Yorke "I don't think he's got any friends" is a sharp little guy.

A six-year-old named Ethan has been making the rounds on the internet for his lively, expressive performance of Billy Joel's "Piano Man." The original video also mentions that he's "on the autism spectrum," which has probably fueled people's interest it.

I showed the Beastie Boys to my grandmother last week, and she loved them.

I didn't really.

But I'm sure she would have loved them if I had.