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...because there's NO WAY I could play a steady beat with a year of practice, let alone a year of living.

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Although if my kid was sitting in an office chair in the middle of the room singing sporadically to himself without any music playing (I don't see any headphones!) I'd probably contact the neighborhood exorcist STAT.

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From a recent Dallas-Los Angeles Major League Soccer match.

Look, we know she's 11, and we also know that people who pick on children online are contemptible bullies with major insecurities about their sexual organs, etc. etc. But a performance this egregious can be a learning opportunity not only for whoever billed her to open the game, but also for her, that she's not (and shouldn't want to be) Christina Aguilera.

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I'd probably go and find their old safety pins from when I changed their diapers and offer it to them in case they want to pierce their nose. PRIDE.

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