I showed the Beastie Boys to my grandmother last week, and she loved them.
I didn't really.
But I'm sure she would have loved them if I had.
An eight-year-old can play along with "Stratosphere" by Swedish Finnish power metal band Stratovarius and you can't? What are you doing with your life?
Who did it better? The person who made this alt/indie version, or person who did the '70s and '80s classic rock version? DISCUSS.
Today is the 15th anniversary of the Notorious B.I.G.'s death. He is sorely missed by 90s-era hip-hop fans and child care providers alike.
I'd probably go and find their old safety pins from when I changed their diapers and offer it to them in case they want to pierce their nose. PRIDE.