What a brave statement! And it really narrows the field of musicians!

You know what else was released on 9/11/2001? Jay-Z's The Blueprint, They Might Be Giants' Mink Car, and the movie Donnie Darko.

But the internet hatred for Nickelback is so high that we can get away with posting this short fact anyway.

Whoever picks the Hunger Games is just doing it because they think Peeta/Katniss is hot/cool and not because they actually want to die in a vicious game engineered by a sadistic bourgeoisie. But still, Nickelback, amirite?

"Smells like teen spirit" takes on a whole different meaning in this strange future.

What great news! It would be TERRIBLY disappointing if this were somehow staged!