He Won't Do That

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headline,loose women,meatloaf,newspaper,pulling out,sex,television
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They HAD to have known what they were doing there.

I'd Like to Speak On the (Scratched) Record

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Congress,dj,hacked irl,headphones,newspaper,politics
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The recent polls are sending him a message all right... a message for MORE PHAT BEATZ.

When the Two Greatest Musicians of All Time Go Head to Head

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kanye west,mozart,newspaper
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Such a close call, but with Haydn around, can Mozart claim that he was the voice of his generation? Point for Kanye.

BRB, Going to Give Up on Life

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FRIDAY,Grammys,newspaper,Rebecca Black
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It's basically what everyone on the internet was saying anyway, except here it's in print to make it official.

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