Dancing in the Club at Cloud City

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Star Wars Kinect comes out today! In a move that's sure to further desecrate rekindle your love of the franchise, the game lets you play as Star Wars characters clubbing to music that wouldn't sound out of place on an R. Kelly album. Let's hope they let R2D2 dance to dubstep!

Schools in Norway Change Test Dates So Students Can Go to the Bieber Concert

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Schools in Norway Change Test Dates So Students Can Go to the Bieber Concert
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Five schools in Norway wisely reschedule their midterm dates to allow students to see "the greatest performer of our generation NOT named Kanye." This will allow students the opportunity to get a street education in swag.

#CutForBieber

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#CutForBieber
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The trolls behind #BaldForBieber have launched a campaign to get Bieber fans to cut themselves over his alleged marijuana use (you know, because if there's one thing we know it's that drug use turns artists into complete crap). It's insensitive, to say the least, but there's been some high quality smartass-ery as a result.

Story from Gawker (be warned: contains images of self-harm/cutting)

This Mashup Has Just About Everything...

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Video games, Doctor Who theme, Abba, Michael Jackson, Lana Del Rey, David Bowie, Basement Jaxx, Run DMC... Did I miss any?