Hipsters Kan't Be Kvlt

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Wait a Minute...

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metal,Music,dark funeral,funny,g rated
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Malltallica

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It's a known fact that Armani is a favored brand among metalheads.

Ruining It for the Rest of Us

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Gwar Gives Dating Advice

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Remember that time when Gwar offered to answer your dating questions? They came through! Listen to their Sage Wisdom From Beyond the Stars and all your dreams will come true.

Headbanger in The Subway

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You have to GIF it to him, this would make anyones commute way cooler.

Punk vs. Metal

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In all fairness, punk can't really compete based on the guitar parts alone. You have to have at LEAST one verse consisting of a guy screaming unintelligibly about anarchy or bollocks or how he's not going to clean his room like his mother told him to.