French Metal Is 2 Deep 4 U

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It... it MUST be deep, right? There's no way something like this could look so derp and not be secretly genius, right?

Guilty Pleasures

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comic,girls-generation,K-Pop,metal,pop
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Even as he's saying "metal," he's furiously changing the track on his iPod's "Now Playing" menu from K-Pop to something more kvlt.

As Close as You'll Get

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brofist,James Hetfield,metal,metallica
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Front row tickets to a Metallica concert: Eleventy billion dollars.

Changing your desktop background on a monitor your parents probably paid for: Free.

Lovingly stroking the image of James Hetfield's face while a single perfect tear rolls down your cheek: Priceless.

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