It... it MUST be deep, right? There's no way something like this could look so derp and not be secretly genius, right?
Even as he's saying "metal," he's furiously changing the track on his iPod's "Now Playing" menu from K-Pop to something more kvlt.
Front row tickets to a Metallica concert: Eleventy billion dollars.
Changing your desktop background on a monitor your parents probably paid for: Free.
Lovingly stroking the image of James Hetfield's face while a single perfect tear rolls down your cheek: Priceless.
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