Is It Because I'm Metal?

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cafeteria,corpse paint,forever alone,metal,school
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Or is it the corpse paint? People can be such prudes.

Speed Metal Dating

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dating,g rated,megadeth,metal,Motörhead,Music FAILS,slayer
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A Field Guide to Metal Subgenres

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black metal,death metal,guide,Hall of Fame,metal
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How Deep Is Your Music?

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deep,electronic,mariana trench,metal,Neutral Milk Hotel,ocean,pop
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Sometimes the length people go to rank music is more hilarious and worthwhile than the ranking itself.

From Captain Ahab to Captain Still Mad

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comic,flirting,Mastodon,metal,moby dick
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A slightly more realistic ending to the Mastodon saga.

Skrillex Meets Metal

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Glam Metal Costs Extra

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metal,prostitute meme
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