Since when was Alice Cooper rock?

You think Charlie Sheen is insane? Dave Mustaine became a born-again Christian who backed Rick Santorum in the Republican primary. Sheen hasn't come anywhere near that kind of psychotic.

If only these were real. The first person to market them would probably make a killing by selling them to the kids at bat mitzvahs.

Dave and Dave got nothing. Unless you're counting Queens of the Stone Age and Them Crooked Vultures. Then Grohl might have the slight edge.