GENIUS. But please note that we have a zero-tolerance policy for Snorlax jokes in situations like these.

Cultural archivers and performers CDZA are at it again, this time with a mashup of hit songs for wooing women from every year since 1955. If the song's from the year you were born, there's a good chance you were conceived to it. Which hit were YOUR parents listening to?

We know, we know. You've heard both of these songs a million times before, and not even an adorable mashup of the two by Pomplamoose might keep you from rolling your eyes and saying "UGH, not AGAIN" (did you do that? Be honest!) But this arrangement is executed well enough to be worth your time, and the music video defies the obvious visuals by paying homage to the 2009 thriller "The Box" (or possibly "Button Button" by Richard Matheson, the short story on which the movie was based).

Star Wars! Call Me Maybe! Is there anything more you could possibly want, Internet? I didn't think so.