Presenting the New Line of Metallica-Brand Ikea Furniture

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Presenting the New Line of Metallica-Brand Ikea Furniture
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As if their last album wasn't bad enough, Metallica's James Hetfield had to go ahead and endorse his vanity line of Ikea endtables right in the lyrics.

I AM THE TABLE

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I AM THE TABLE
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Your mistake was listening to Lulu in the first place.