I Can't Translate 55

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I'd like to rag on them for getting Sammy Hagar's name wrong, but I can't. Ever since he didn't get invited to the Van Halen reunion-fest, there's no better nickname for him than "Sammy Haggard."

"AMAZING"

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"AMAZING"
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Concerts are fun until you're too old and crotchety to tolerate things like getting someone else's urine on your shirt.

What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival

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What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival
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This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.

Lil' Rammstein

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German children covering a Rammstein song. Good lord, the youngest can keep a pretty steady beat.