Rock FAILS Are Jazz WINS

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Then the "guitarrist" feels so embarrassed that he locks himself in the bathroom after the show. His fans assume he's too conceited to come out and meet them and conclude that he's a douche canoe. NOBODY WINS AND EVERYTHING WAS TRAGIC.

The National Anthem Butchered Yet Again, This Time By the Fray

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The NCAA March Madness Championship opened with a whimper last night as The Fray sauntered onto the court and promptly butchered the National Anthem. Choosing to play it with a tambourine and bongos may have been a bad enough decision, but the horrifyingly out-of-tune and jangly guitar turned a bad rendition into an atrocity.

What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival

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This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.

Happy Valentine's Day!

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Music to share with your partner during your sexy frolics.

Soon Bruno Mars Will Be Mine

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A backstage pass AND a stun gun, a potato sack, and a getaway van.

No, No, You Sing Into the Round End

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It's cool, the amount of bleached hair and cleavage is directly proportional to the probability that she's lip-synching.