Lollapalooza Lineup Unleashed

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Lollapalooza Lineup Unleashed
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You've got your '70s nostalgia with Black Sabbath, your '90s nostalgia with RHCP and At the Drive-In, your 2000s nostalgia with Jack White and Bloc Party, and your Mugatu-style "THEY'RE SO HOT RIGHT NOW" with The Weeknd and Frank Ocean. Looks like a pretty great mix overall (see the full list at Lolla's

He's Not Gonna Make It!

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He's Not Gonna Make It!
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Should've let the crowd get closer to the stage. That's what you get for distancing yourself.

Rock FAILS Are Jazz WINS

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Rock FAILS Are Jazz WINS
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Then the "guitarrist" feels so embarrassed that he locks himself in the bathroom after the show. His fans assume he's too conceited to come out and meet them and conclude that he's a douche canoe. NOBODY WINS AND EVERYTHING WAS TRAGIC.

What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival

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What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival
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This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.

One Direction Fans Have Gone Too Far

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One Direction Fans Have Gone Too Far View Fullscreen
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A friendly game of soccer, or, as they call it in the U.K., footbrall.

No, No, You Sing Into the Round End

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No, No, You Sing Into the Round End
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It's cool, the amount of bleached hair and cleavage is directly proportional to the probability that she's lip-synching.