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The NCAA March Madness Championship opened with a whimper last night as The Fray sauntered onto the court and promptly butchered the National Anthem. Choosing to play it with a tambourine and bongos may have been a bad enough decision, but the horrifyingly out-of-tune and jangly guitar turned a bad rendition into an atrocity.

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Then the "guitarrist" feels so embarrassed that he locks himself in the bathroom after the show. His fans assume he's too conceited to come out and meet them and conclude that he's a douche canoe. NOBODY WINS AND EVERYTHING WAS TRAGIC.

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Why hire an actual DJ when you can get a guy to stand behind a turntable and wiggle his arms?

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What you're seeing in the last panel is the brain releasing dopamine, kittens, and the mellow hits of Phil Collins into the body as a last-ditch attempt to numb the crushing pain of music festivals. Or maybe it was just awesome and everything else was actually just a minor inconvenience.

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